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Vital Statistics!

Character NameMechanocoon
SpeciesMecha Raccoon
AgeThirty years in development, six days in manufactu
Weight60 000 tons

Outward Appearance

Fur/Skin/Scale ColourBrushed aluminium in various shades and colours. Recycled entirely from the backs of hundreds of iPods- which were ditched in the great "Anti-comformist" movement of 2010. Also contains the skeletal structure of Steve Jobs in a secret chamber near his crotch
Hair ColourSharp and shiny. Like a FORK
Eye ColourBacklit LCD panels. They would have been HD, but the Macintosh-based, visuals computer was too slow.. because it's a Mac...
ClothingHE'S NAKED! Look at all those revealing pistons
Weaponry20 ton steel turd which falls from his ass when he squats.
Outstanding FeaturesHosts www.FurAffinity.net on his internal computers- which means it goes offline every time he sleeps. Thus the constant downtime

Personality & Background

PersonalityKind and gentle
BackgroundUsed to run entirely on Macintosh. That is to say, he didn't actually RUN until they swapped out that overdesigned, pretentious crap and installed Windows. Now he runs, but crashes a few times a day- the lesser of two evils
LikesEating your garbage and the bin that surrounds it
DislikesYiffing. No girl wants a sisxteen metre steel pole stuck in their crotch, so the whole concept of sex makes him bitter. Goddamn virgin.
LocationLegs mean mobile hurk hurk
OccupationGarbage man
Additional InfoSlept with your hoover. Got AIDS and dirty

Just for Fun

Favourite Quote"You'll have to forgive me; I'm a little rusty"