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Vital Statistics!

Character NameWag!
SpeciesDog of some sort
GenderMale
Agemid-20s
Height6'1
WeightLike 140 or somewhere in there
SummaryHi. I talk on the IRCs and the chats. Me llamo Mateo. Soy un grande tostada. I don't know what it means but it was on a diner menu once and had a lot of ice cream with it and was delicious except it was way too big. I like your booty but I'm not gay. Ok, that's a complete lie. Ok, only the second part was. One day I want to race through a mall like in The Blues Brothers, only have it be a real mall, and I end with the cop car crashing through the old store I used to work in. Oh hell yeah.

Outward Appearance

Fur/Skin/Scale ColourSomewhere between 'burnt sienna' and 'deliciously toasted Amoroso roll"
Hair Colour90s Neo Retro Hippie
Eye ColourYes, unlike Raiden from Mortal Kombat
ClothingShirt, shorts. Slacker attire.
AccessoriesGUITARRRRR!!!!!111one1
WeaponryNone, unless GUITARRRRR!!!!!111one1 counts. I can go all El Kabong style on the mofos. Or Haruko. Either works.
Outstanding FeaturesNo florescent neon or sideburns. The Hair Cuttery removed the sideburns. I did not tell them to. The court case is pending and worth millions. I'm hoping for a settlement of some American Crew shampoo and conditioner.

Personality & Background

Personality"Dude.... wait, what? All I did was get out of the shower!"
Backgroundbliss.bmp ...ok, fine, it's really foxwithalotofpenisesaroundfornogoodreason.jpg
LikesCool stuff
DislikesCrappy stuff
LocationEastern PA, USA, Earth
OccupationGazing at people like a deer in the middle of a staring contest against a quickly approaching semi truck
Additional Info"Why are you dressed as a zombie?" "I like turtles"

Just for Fun

Homepagehttp://www.wagtehdog.com
Bloghttp://wagtehdog.livejournal.com
Favourite QuoteCalvin Coolidge was known for being short-spoken. When someone approached him saying a friend of hers bet that she couldn't get him to say more than two words, he simply replied, "Fuck you."

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Skypewagtehdog
AIMWagIsNotACrook